Like a Surgeon

I finally made it through med school

Somehow I made it through

I`m just an intern

I still make a mistake or two

I was last in my class

Barely passed at the institute

Now I`m trying to avoid, yeah I`m trying to avoid

A malpractice suit

Hey, like a surgeon

Cuttin` for the very first time

Like a surgeon

Organ transplants are my line

Better give me all your gauze nurse

This patient`s fading fast

Complications have set in

Don`t know how long he`ll last

Let me see, that I.V.

Here we go - time to operate

I`ll pull his insides out, pull his insides out

And see what he ate

Like a surgeon, hey

Cuttin` for the very first time

Like a surgeon

Here`s a waiver for you to sign

Woe, woe, woe

Woe, woe, woe

Woe, woe, woe

It`s a fact - I`m a quack

The disgrace of the A.M.A.

`Cause my patients die, yah my patients die

Before they can pay

Like a surgeon, hey

Cuttin` for the very first time

Like a surgeon

Got your kidneys on my mind

Like a surgeon, ooh-hoo like a surgeon

When I reach inside

With my scalpel, and my forceps, and retractors

Oh ho, oh ho

Ooh baby, yeah

I can hear your heartbeat

For the very last time

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