The Avengers » Quotes (TV Show)

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John Steed: Mrs. Peel, we're needed.

Emma Peel: Now, take me to your leader. Or, lead me to your taker.

Emma Peel: Always keep your bowler on in time of stress, and watch out for diabolical masterminds.

Venus Smith: Is that a proposition?
John Steed: More of a sly suggestion.

John Steed: There isn't a body.
Emma Peel: There's no body?
John Steed: There's no body.
Emma Peel: There's ALWAYS a body!

John Steed: (picking up Emma, who is injured) Lean on me, Mistress Peel, as much as you like.

John Steed: (trying to fix Emma's toaster, it explodes and shoots toast through the ceiling) That's the first thing Great Britain's ever got into orbit.

Emma Peel: Would you like a drink?
John Steed: Intravenously!

Emma Peel: (Emma is admiring an antique bed) I've always rather fancied myself in one of these.
John Steed: So have I... I mean, I have too.

John Steed: (Emma is bouncing on a trampoline) Look, do you mind? It's like watching a game of perpendicular tennis.

John Steed: (Steed is magnetically attached to his car, Emma tries to help and becomes attached to him) Don't fight it Mrs. Peel. We're inseparable.

Emma Peel: You know my wavelength.
John Steed: I do indeed.

John Steed: (after killing an alien plant) I'm a herbicidal maniac, didn't you know?

Emma Peel: You diabolical mastermind, you!