Brand New Country Star
By: Jimmy Buffett
1974
Well he outgrew his sequined suit
Sold his Trailways bus
Let his hair get a little too long
His ducktails bit the dust
His custom made, pearl-inlaid
Guitar slipped from his hand
And in its place a new electrical one
He had flown in from Japan
Chorus:
`Cause he`s a cheeseburger-eatin`, abandoned Sunday-meetin`
Brand new country star
He rides around in a Lincoln Continental
No steerhorns on his car
Oh the record men say, "He`s the livin` end
They`re gonna spin him right to the top
Yeah he`s a hot roman candle from the Texas panhandle
He can either go Country or Pop"
He`s got a good ol` friend name o` "Texas Ben"
Tells him all the spots to play
And a sweet little lady, he calls her "Sexy Sadie"
She`s a` with the boy night and day
They`re gonna open a chain of fancy bowlin` lanes
The first one in his old home town
And on ribbon-cuttin` day they`ll come from miles away
The folks`ll all gather `round
Chorus:
And sing, he`s a cheeseburger-eatin`, abandoned Sunday meetin`
Brand new country star
Yeah he rides around in his Lincoln Continental
No steerhorns on his car
Oh the record men say, "He`s the livin` end"
They`re gonna spin him right to the top
Yeah he`s a hot roman candle from the Texas panhandle
He can either go Country or Pop"
I mean, he can either go Country or Pop
Yodels: "A` yodel layeeo a` leedle layeeo a` leedle layee"